Clumsy

Some klutz managed to hurl me from my throne at the weekend and despite sterling work from some of the best medical minds in the building, i can't rump bruising. I feel like Sam Jackson in unbreakable.

Brown, wrinkly and easily bruised is not a good look and makes it damned hard to get any trim. Think i might throw myself under a car this week and speed up the regeneration cycle. Then will steer clear of clumsy fuckers in my next life.