A Miracule

Behold! even death cannot stop Happy Pear, for I are timelord from planet gallifrey. Everyone think religious dipshit Jesus Apple is master of resurrection but Happy Pear haz tha mad skillz. Shortly after confounded nemesis popped cap in my ass, I start regeneration cycle, now back good as new, fresh and firm and ready for give love to the lay-deez once again. Mmm, and I has shiny new teeths too

Happy Pear is dead!
Long live Happy Pear!